Here are a few new things that aren't so boring ;)
- Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on a street corner.
- Hire 2 private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
- Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
- Make tapioca pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
- Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C." Enjoy the show.
- Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
- Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes The Lead," enter it in horse races.
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."